gayshipsanddadjokes:

Draco: Harry, you’re dieting. What’s with the cake?

Harry: I didn’t buy it.

Draco: I know. I did, for my cousin. I’m asking why it’s half gone.

Harry: I wore my cloak of invisibility! How do you know it was me!

Draco: Because you’re the only other person who lives here???

Harry:

Harry: I didn’t think of that.

Harry:

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