Forgot my jock today.

SPLOOSH ! ! ! 💦💦💦

(cartoon by Andy Marlette)

hyratel:

amelie-not-amelia:

catchymemes:

“My mom
has 5 sets of china (don’t ask) and put them in her pool prior to being
evacuated from fires in northern California. The dishware survived!”

Mom priorities

@biomechanicalfishhorror @ocoree @gallusrostromegalus

1. To quote an old engineering proverb: “If it looks stupid, but it works, it’s not stupid.”

2. I love that the two lawn chairs are in there too.

ray-winters-sings:

wlwjoandarc:

LGBT BRAZILIANS TAKE CARE WITH DATING APPS AND GRINDR, THEY WILL BE USED TO TARGET VICTIMS PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST

I have no idea if this is true like at all but, figured it’s worth putting it out there if it is.

herongale:

tohdaryl:

daryltohblogs:

thranduilland:

lucid-luck:

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

BRUTUS ANSWERS THE CALL

nebulous-nebuli:

Me 5 seconds after clocking into work

talon24:

calamitaswrath:

@mordredbi

Trump says he plans to end birthright citizenship via executive order

mr-beardsley:

this is the only story anybody should be talking about in American politics because its one of the greatest constitutional violations by a president ever.

the 14th amendment guarantees any child born in the U.S. full citizenship and this cannot be overturned with an executive order. This is a violation and one of the largest oversteps by an administration and republicans will say nothing about it