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showerponderings:

“Those bitches on the magic school bus never signed a single permission slip”

— http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1539085513

petit-poisson-en-cage:

꧁᳀꧂

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

John Mulaney is the only bitch I respect on this earth

hallucin8:

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

elodieunderglass:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

whitepeopletwitter:

Jurassic Congress

the oldest millennials are 35. We’re also eligible for the Senate and the White House too.

“given my understanding of linear time”

slowking:

gingersofficial:

He looks like Shawn Mendez but like… a top

a-fashion-killa:

floozys:

do you ever eat some disappointing junk food and it’s like… i’m clogging my arteries for THIS?

Things on this site are so oddly specific yet accurate

setharooni:

setharooni:

doing the lords work

don’t forget to fill the ballet box while you’re filling your brown box

ruinsmami:

2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that