Professional volunteer & lover of God! I am just a random person (well, to me) that loves God and is trying to do His will.
I have so much to share that I have created a new space on WordPress for my thoughts and words given to me by The Most High
never will I ever forget the time my friend told me about goddamn. mormon bubble porn
@glubablub @queenofthesafetypins
ok so
there’s a rule in mormonism that you Absolutely Cannot see a woman naked. however, since we as a species usually LOVE to jack off, people found a way around it.
basically what they do is take pictures of beautiful bikini women or whatever, and cover the bits that would be deemed unseeable, and creating bubbles around certain parts like the stomach and neck, to give off the illusion that they’re naked.
that way they can jack off freely without guilt. it is generally effective, but since it’s so obscure it looks like some kind of odd fetish.
In conclusion, anybody with a sex drive, no matter the religion, will absolutely try their hardest to jack off, even if it means really fuckin strange loopholes. thank u for ur time.
me: lmao donald trump can’t even get half the US population to support him
donald trump junior: look see my dads polled 50% in approval right now. this is all official. you don’t know what you’re talking about
two seconds later:
the funniest part is that even in a doctored infographic made by donald trump jr. he knew he would suspend reality too much if he went over a 50% approval
which is to say even in the trumps fantasy land they aren’t liked by the majority.
He couldn’t even do a good job photoshopping it, you can see the 41% because he made the cover shape on it partially transparent.
incredible.
Graphic design is my passion mixed with how do I turn the text on MS Paint
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