sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me to Me: …you don’t have to jerk off just cause you’re bored!

Me Back at Me:

socially-talkward:

I was headed to bed but realized I looked like a thanksgiving feast 🐷👌🏻

I want thanksgiving all over again!

cookiesandsanta:

noelblancwhitechristmas:

1.       Do you go to church on Christmas?

2.       Favorite Christmas food?

3.       Favorite Christmas song?

4.       What gift do you want to have?

5.       What were your favorite gift?

6.       What is your favorite thing about Christmas?

7.       Favorite Christmas movie?

8.       Real or fake tree?

9.       When did you stop believing in
Santa?

10.     When is the earliest
you’ll start listening to Christmas music?

11.     Favorite activity to do
in winter?

12.     Do you open gifts on
Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?

13.     When do you decorate
for Christmas?

14.     What do you typically get in your stocking? 

15.     Does it snow where you
live?

16.     Do you prefer a snowy
Christmas?

17.     Do you like Christmas
shopping?

18.     Star, angel, or other
on top of your tree?

19.     Green Christmas tree,
white, or other?

20.     Do you still get
excited the night before Christmas?

21.     Christmas Day dinner,
or Christmas Eve dinner?

22.      Have you ever written
letters to Santa?

ask me questions!

silverhawk:

my cat: [gets claw stuck on bed sheet]

me: oh! let me help you-

my cat as soon as i touch her paw: