sodomymcscurvylegs:

The signs as Tumblr fuck ups:

Cancer, Pisces, Taurus: Dashcon

Capricorn, Leo, Sagittarius: Being bought by Yahoo

Aquarius, Scorpio, Gemini: Banning NSFW content

Aries, Libra, Virgo: Releasing a filter bot that marks sand as “explicit content.”

I’m offended over this