thefranticphantasm:

writing-prompt-s:

An infuriated employee demands to you, the cashier, that they wish to speak to the manager. You go to the back and, a few minutes later, walk back out with Satan.

The customer stares.

“Well that explains everything!”

They throw their bags onto the counter and walk out of the store.

Satan turns to me. “Did she swipe first?”

“Yessir.”

“Good. Get those scanned and put back on the shelves, and let’s see about you getting the employee of the month award.”